i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
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Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
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Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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