Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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