But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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