I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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