What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
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Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
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You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
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