After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
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She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
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I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
the liver wants what the liver wants
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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