i just had sex bonerless
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
Randomize
