In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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