I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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