She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Randomize
