Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
Randomize
