ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
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Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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