How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
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You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
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Still dying that you shit outside
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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