i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
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I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
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I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
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Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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