Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
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He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
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Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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