Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
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well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
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Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
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