I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
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We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
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definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
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