Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
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After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
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Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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