They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Come share oat with me in your robe
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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