She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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