U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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