you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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