Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
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She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
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WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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