Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
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She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
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Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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