We're facebook friends in real life
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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