Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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