your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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