i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
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I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
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The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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