More tranny stories later!
I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
Quick, to the slutcave!
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
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