Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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