just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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