you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
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we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
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You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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