Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
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You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
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I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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