Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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