it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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