I need help removing her.
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
23 Strangest Things That Gave Dudes A Boner
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
These 21 People Shouldn’t Be Giving Dating Advice
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home