Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
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Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
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If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.