just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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