It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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