Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
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vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
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Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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