Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Sorry my hands just texted you
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
We had sex on a dog bed..
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I said "one day" and that day is not today
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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