oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
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