Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
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There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
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Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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