Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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