I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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