My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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