I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
