I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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