i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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