This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
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