you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
tell me about the fingering
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