So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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