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  Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?

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• (206): View more from Washington

  I thought spray tan was a myth

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  ?

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  You know, something that only happens in Jersey

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• (626): View more from California

  Funniest shit happened at the grocery store. This kid kept asking his mom for candy over and over and she told him 'daddy said no' and he screamed 'he isn't my dad' so loud everyone in the store was silent it was awesome.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.

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• (718): View more from New York

  walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar

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• (239): View more from Florida

  Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do

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• (801): View more from Utah

  It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...

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