A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
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