marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
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i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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