why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
two words: eviction party
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
he just fucked me for my cheese..
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