Nicole vs. Life
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
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