AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
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