whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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