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I'm in your bed right now

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Okay meet you there give me 10

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Don't think you can make me leave either

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Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you

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(703): I'm in your bed right now (240): Okay meet you there give me 10 (703): Don't think you can make me leave either (240): Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you http://tfl.nu/a4wc

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Taylor Swift is so right about you.

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(773): Taylor Swift is so right about you. http://tfl.nu/etcx

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what happened last night??

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everyone saw ******'s vagina

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and that's just the beginning

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(215): what happened last night?? (518): everyone saw ******'s vagina (518): and that's just the beginning http://tfl.nu/m65w

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Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....

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(201): Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me".... http://tfl.nu/dlub

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(563): View more from Iowa

I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?

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(563): I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful? http://tfl.nu/ij5q

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.

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(203): Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester. http://tfl.nu/4eoz

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he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.

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(773): he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex. http://tfl.nu/ci3t

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she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend

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(412): she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend http://tfl.nu/4xq5

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To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.

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(843): To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming. http://tfl.nu/2tij

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THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING

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(931): THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING http://tfl.nu/7m50

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What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.

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(414): What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess. http://tfl.nu/j346

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Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.

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It's not even 9:30 yet..

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(215): Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk. (1-215): It's not even 9:30 yet.. http://tfl.nu/cpxo

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I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up

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(850): I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up http://tfl.nu/4e9b

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You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.

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(412): You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground. http://tfl.nu/gfvp

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(203): View more from Connecticut

What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?

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(203): What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high? http://tfl.nu/zas2

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