I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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