I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
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