Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
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i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
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We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
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